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You walk through the hospital. All of the patients, for some reason, are strapped to their beds with rope. They try to get out but fail. One patient looks very frightened. You walk up to him.

You: Hello young man.

''Man Patient: You've got to help me, dude! You've got to free me! The doctor is not an ordinary doctor, he is an evil Zombie-Vampire! He's gonna eat our brains and suck out our blood! I don't wanna die!''

What do you say?